tamakingdom.blogg.se - Do not boop that merry suicide bomber

King of Khanasan: Alas, the equine tongue has no way of wording the, uh, concept of planetary annihilation.Ĭorvus: ( deadpan) All the rage I have ever felt has risen from my flesh like a steam of disbelief. make use of it? ( beat) Do you people speak Horse?! King of Khanasan: Starass is the most powerful psyker on the planet.Ĭorvus: How are we supposed to. King of Khanashan: We have but one Astropath my lord, but. That would also mean that his appearance during the Heroes of the Imperium short started with him catapulting himself from Catachan to another planet entirely.

The reasoning that the Catachan Jungle Fighters give to explain how Sly fucking Marbo can fly though the air: his muscles are so aerodynamic and his knowledge of Catachan jungle tree buoyancy allow him to simulate it.

Then Sly fucking Marbo leaps out of the trees screaming like he always does and punts the Toad off of Corvus' head, saving him.

It almost stops being funny when it's revealed that the Greater Barking Toad will go off like a toxic nuke and Corvus flies as far up as he can to save the lives of his comrades at the cost of his own.

The Raven Guard are both incredulous and shamed at this.

A Greater Catachan Barking Toad somehow snuck on top of Corvus Corax's head without anyone noticing.

Tu'Shan: ( bawling) Vulkan's dead! Again! ( Vulkan's fist hits the Barking Toad with a squeaky toy sound)īarking Toad: Ribbit.

Vulkan: ( extreme slow-mo booping) BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!! Vulkan: It would be but a single boop on its noggin!Ĭorvus: Do not boop that merry suicide bomber. Vulkan: I would like to pet this creature.